Looks can be deceiving. A few weekends
ago, Gary and I did our usual roaming around the mountains. Part of
our journey was a highway that ran along the Colorado River. So,
naturally, water being my weakness, when we saw a pullover, we pulled
over. Turns out, it was a fishing spot with a well worn trail.
Now, also naturally, since we are
vegetarians and I am gradually going vegan, we said a quick prayer to
the universe (since we're also non-believers) ha ha, that there
would be no fishermen around. You know, it's like bad vibes for
veg-heads to be around death “sport” like that. Zaps the “ohm
zone” and all....
Anyway.... off we headed, down the
path, happily encountering nothing but nature in the raw. Yay!
Don't worry, we were not in the raw.
Although, that would probably be funnier, considering the story line.
Well, pretty soon, we came across a
swampy area. No problem. We made it through the swamp to the river
like troopers to enjoy the scenery, virtually unscathed, aside from
the splash-back, which by the way, was with us the whole rest of the
day until one of us happened to notice it all over our legs. Ha ha
Anyway, we got to the edge of the river
quite triumphantly tooting our horns at our survival skills. Yay
again!
And that, my friends is when they
pummeled us. Mosquitoes. Starving, swarming, mosquitoes. And we were
the only food they'd seen in days. I am positive of that. There must
have been millions of them. No exaggeration.
Ha ha ha. Now, I'm thinking how much
funnier of a site we would have been if we were in the raw.
OMG Not pretty! But definitely hilarious. So glad no one had to
endure that!
Anyway, there I was, camera poised to
take beautiful, carefully framed pictures of the river, slapping like
mad at the enemy, but determined as all get out. Oh, I got the
pictures. You betcha! I wasn't going through that for nothing! But I
took them very, very quickly.
I was like:
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OK Picture Downriver |
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OK Picture Upriver |
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OK Close up upriver |
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OK Picture of river straight on |
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Then, that quick shot of Gary "enjoying" the river and we turned and booked it back to
the car in record time, stopping only to take a picture of this
gorgeous wild iris.
Seriously, you guys, I made it up that
hill in 20 seconds flat. I swear I did. And all the while, Lupus and
Arthritis were torturing me along with the mosquitoes. And then, back
on level ground, we ran like hell for the shelter of our
transportation, fumbling for keys and laughing hysterically at
ourselves.
Whew! Car doors shut and …..
Hitchhikers! The freaking mean little biters had followed us into the
car. So, Gary looks at me and says, “windows down” and down they
went. We blew those bloodthirsty critters right out of there. And
whatever didn't blow out got smacked, big time. We were covered in
little splotches of blood (our blood) and itching like mad for miles.
Yes, I know, squashing mosquitoes is
decidedly un-vegan in some people's view. But in my case, on long
term immune system lowering drugs, those bites can get infected and
kill me. Ya. So, me or them being the choice, well, no choice then.
Oh and you'll be happy to know that so
far, the bites I did get seem to be healing OK.
PS- Anyway....Doesn't Gary look
peaceful there, by the river? I have to admire him for managing not
to look like a thousand mosquitoes were feasting on his soul,
attracted, no doubt to the delightful swamp juice running down his
legs and the vast quantity of blood, the likes of which they hadn't
encountered for weeks.